Nice title huh?? Well, I pinky swear you will love me even MORE than you already do if you do NOT click on the following two links. Honest injun. Cross my heart and hope to die. Spit on my hand and shake. Fuck, I’d even swear out a blood oath. I hate the sight of blood.

That is how serious I am. I thought I was all smart or something. I went trolling through the waiting list for some blogs to review since a certain someone forgot to send me some to do. Being the girly girl that I love to be, I figured let’s look for “pink"… Um yeah. I found pink. Now I want my life back. k.thnx.bai.

1. PINKSTERZISME

MY EYES ARE FUCKING BLEEDING. OMFG. I could use the blood from my eyes for the blood oath, right?? I don’t have to stab myself???

I luff me some pink, but holy fucking buckets I hate this blog. H.A.T.E. I seriously could not read anything. Ok, that’s not true. I tried to read a few of the entries. Really. I luff me some Malaysian bloggers. Espeically those studying in Egypt. Don’t we all??

Her current post is a “Top 3 Hate List"… I decided to follow suit with the review. Keep it current, ya know??

So my “Top 3 Hate List”

1. Background is evil. The little splashes of pink with the titles - not good. Fucking hard to read. Gonna have to get granny glasses.

2. Pink is evil. Never thought I’d say that, but too much of a good thing, is well, too much.

3. It’s boring. I don’t like to be bored. I like to laugh at entries, I like to be amused. I’m not. I feel violated.

I give it cuz it sucks much.

2. PINK.ASS

Um yeah. 3 things.

There is no pink.

There is no ENGLISH. Except the title. Which could be anything really, in whatever fucking language that is.

The title is a misprint. Should be DUMB.ASS not PINK.ASS.

That is all.

I give it

Now, please, Bitter Bitch, can I have some blogs to review??

Perhaps something GOOD for a change???????????????

Pee Ess I luff you!!!

I’m just saying.

1. BIPOLARCHICK.NET: RELECTIONS OF A CRAZY LIFE

Ok, maybe I’m bipolar. I have a crazy life. I do. Maybe I just haven’t been diagnosed. I don’t know. What I do know (and this may surprise some of you) is that I like this blog. I really like it.

From it’s simple, clear cut layout to the honesty within the posts. I like it so much that I might even add it to my *gasp* bloglines.

Jennifer is one fucked up chick, but you know what, she’s dealing with it and she’s brave enough to share her story with the whole entire blogging world.


Honesty like that is hard to come by in this here blog world.  Although, I guess it could all be a sham, a hoax, she could really be some 70 year old Granny fucking with us, or some guy who needs to “save women” to feel good about himself.


Who the fuck knows. Who the fuck cares.


I like it. I’ll read it.

I give it (shorted 1 smack because I don’t like the layout of the blogroll. Too damn hard to navigate.

2. PENNY RENE’S MILK MEMO

Do.NOT.waste.my.fucking.precious.time.ever.again.you.stupid.cow

I have other things I could be doing. Like NOTHING. Or watching paint dry or something else more alive than your fucking blog.

I tried everything for a link to the actual “blog”. I went on technorati to see, since there’s a link on the blog, but the /blog link goes to the milk memo blog. What.the.FUCK.ever.

Ugh. I hate it. If you submit for a review at least have some fucking content that is NOT more than a year old.

Seriously. Stupid bitch. OH! And she’s married to a web designer. Nice. What kind of web designer uses a fucking black background??? I hope you didn’t swallow for that layout, honey, because you got ripped off.

I give it (and you) a and a because you suck ass and I had to beat my horse to vent my anger.

Pee Ess. Did anyone notice the “cow” reference?? Huh? Didya?? It’s a Milk Memo… get it?? Huh? Huh? 

I am unable to get into the email for this site.  I can’t send any reviews out at the moment. 

Please talk amongst yourselves.

1. Vonneguts Asshole

I think I might read this one again when I have hours and hours of time to wade through the words until I find something that remotely interests me.  See, the thing is, he is wordy. Really fucking wordy.  Which is okay, if you have the time to read really wordy blogs.  I blog skip if you will. I like short little posts to keep my attention and then, like the blog whore social blog butterfly that I am, I move on to the next one.  That way I can get in lots of self inflicted petting and stroking and such.  However, what I did read glance at, I liked.

His mom reminds me of my family and just how painful fun it can be spending quality time together and especially taking them out in public. 

His bio says he “has written for many magazines, most of them glossy and filled with pictures of celebrities with white teeth and flawless skin” and I like that about him.  I like that about magazines.  I read those magazines.  He is probably funny and interesting in his posts, if you read them, which you totally could if you don’t have the attention span of a gnat.

Finally, Dude. The font.  It is big and bold, like you are writing for a seventy two year old near blind guy but could be smaller and what is up with one post per page?  It is bad enough I have to scroll down to China and back to read a post. Oh, and yellow. I hate yellow.

I give it because he has a metricfuckton of useless shit at the bottom of his blog and it irked me. 

Hairy Fishmass!

May you avoid encounters with undesirable people this Holiday Season!