2008
April
  • Malaysian Silence
    • March
  • You can’t just pout and decide you don’t want to play anymore
  • Threes. Bad Things ALWAYS Happen In Threes
  • The Goggles! They do NOTHING!
  • Don’t Quit Your Day Job
  • Fenicle - It’s French for What the Fuck??
  • The Not-So-Fab Mr. Fab.
  • Hello?  Is this thing on?
    • February
  • Steaming piles of blog
  • Who forgot to flush?
    • January
  • Pinky Swear
  • There is no happy medium
  • Oops
  • There is an asshole among us
    • 2007
    December
  • Oh, oh, oh!
  • oh fuck it
  • Two more gems
  • Better than watching paint dry.
  • Don’t be fooled by the rocks that I got.
    • November
  • I NEED MORE BLAWGS!!!
  • Any leftover Turkey over there?
  • Hello?
  • Fuck reviews…
  • Stop yelling at me I’m really busy over here…
  • I’s skeered
    • October
  • Kill Me Before It Gets Any Longer
  • What do these blogs have in common?
  • Where are the real blogs?
  • Smother Me With Vomit
  • Brought to you by the letters K I L and M E
  • Meet Perry
    • September
  • Color Me Happy
    • August
  • I Don’t Believe In Black Condoms
  • Public Service Announcement
  • Peanut Butter and Feathers
  • Red, white and blah
  • Popping My Cherry, BITCH Style
  • How Heartless Is The Lass?
  • We are in the presence of greatness
  • Isn’t That Right - It’s asshole delight
  • LET ME COUNT THE WAYS
    • July
  • I knew it!
  • I’m jealous of the orangutans
  • We Waited for This Shit?
  • New but probably not improved
  • Attention!
  • Tap..Tap..Tap..
    • June
  • Too soon gone
    • May
  • What exactly would you like to know?
  • By the way fuckers
  • Chain letters - The ignorance never ends
  • For Anyone Who’s Interested
  • Bad meme Thursday - issue 48
    • April
  • Keep yer pants on
  • Maybe we should start a bowling league
  • You People Piss Me Off.
  • I’m still here.  Even if no one else is.
  • I’m done talking.
  • Good grief, these aren’t even blogs
  • Stick With #1 - #2 Is Way Too Nasty and Stinky To Admit To In Public
  • Two real winners.  Or is it weiners?  Whatever.
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 47
  • A Crack ‘n Your Head
  • Fucking hate traffic whores
    • March
  • As if my head didn’t hurt enough already.
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 46
  • Miss Britt Shaved my Legs
  • Two different kinds of personal drama
  • Bunch of “Meh,” 4chan/b/ Style
  • It’s About Time People!
  • Life moves on and shit stinks
  • Well, as long as you’re asking…
  • Grey matter on the wall
  • Meh. And then another meh.
  • omfg - is it just me or am i missin’ the ‘wow’?
  • Wow, nothing terrible
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 45
  • Demisings & Regurgitations - Whatta Way To Start Your Day
  • Need… caffeine… lots of it
  • Oh yeah, I work here.  I forgot.  So fucking sorry.
  • Kind of interesting
  • Didn’t fall asleep, but I might have nodded off
  • BYOB
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 44
    • February
  • I feel like I just won the lottery (not the jackpot, but at least 100 bucks)
  • Robominx to the rescue
  • Get back here you stupid robot!
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 43
  • Squeeze A Lime In Your Eye. Yea, It’s Like That.
  • May I Interject Here?
  • Training my robotic temp
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 42
  • VD - some people like it, but for most of us, it burns
  • Where’s the Love?
  • Is this possible? No bad blogs today??
  • They’re getting desperate
  • A smartass and a dumbass
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 41
  • Stuck In Mommy Hell
  • This Fare City
  • I’m fucking bitchy, ok?
  • There’s a new gal in town
  • American Blog Idol, Vol. 5
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 40
    • January
  • American Blog Idol, Vol. 4
  • WWJD with the Lord of the PPP Whores
  • American Blog Idol, Vol. 3
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 39
  • Fragments of Dwayne’s Mediocracy
  • American Blog Idol, Vol. 2 (even more rejects)
  • American Blog Idol, Vol. 1
  • One good, one bad and one fugly
  • Wading Through The Sludge
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 38
  • Please poke me in the eye.
  • I come back after the holidays to this?
  • Another Parade of Suckage
  • And the winner is…volume 14
  • There are snakes in Ireland!!
  • It’s Not Haute
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 37
  • Edit Kav’s World
  • A mom, some news, and a Firefox floozy
  • Girls Gone Wild on a Geek, plus Some Shithead Who Needs an Ass Kicking
  • My name is….
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 36
  • Crappy Blue Deer, Everybody!
  • And this about sums it up
    • 2006
    December
  • ORLY?  RLY SRSLY FAH-Q
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 35
  • Hibernation sounds like a good idea
  • Merry Christmas!!!
  • A Christmas Carol
  • Unicycling Jokes in Australia
  • For an interesting blog, press 1. To fall asleep, press 2 or 3.
  • Christmas Shopping Rules
  • Could be worse…ok, maybe not
  • Almost unsmackable
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 34
  • Two of the most boring blogs in the entire fucking world.
  • Still no mommyblogs in my queue, so I guess I’ll have some good Silver Oak wine instead.
  • Calf nuts - NOT good photo-blog material
  • Tis Teh Seezun
  • Attack of the Asian Blogs 2: Total Annihilation
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 33
  • This is why I hate doing reviews. (and I also want to piss off a Mommy Blogger)
  • Crazy Christians, Craptasticness, and Pseudo-Mommyblog
  • From X to snore
  • And the winner is Volume 13…
    • November
  • Ever heard of a toobig douchebag?
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 32
  • What the fuck.  Leave me alone.  I’ve been busy.
  • I have a headache
  • Attack of the Asian blogs
  • Whoopdeefuckingdoo
  • WHAT’S MY MOTHER FUCKIN NAME? Sorry, I was having a DMX moment…
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 31
  • Proof that I don’t keep the good ones for myself
  • Another day, another nap
  • Heeeelllp Meeeeee….
  • It’s Friday, woo.
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 30
  • Maybe I’ll write about this morning’s bowel movement instead
  • Pretend there is a non-dull title here
  • Entropic Missive Slaughter
  • Just when I think there is no hope for blog-kind…
  • Lots of blah..
  • Listen up, you primitive screwheads
  • Because I’m lucky, ok?
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 29
  • A feast of blogs
  • Thanks, but no thanks.
  • Is Guy Fawkes Day over already?
  • Feel the love
  • She’s nothing if not predictable
  • Reviews Shmeviews.
  • I went blind, but not because of *THAT*
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 28
  • Wrath of the Pornographic Avlack
    • October
  • Proof that bitter bitch hates me.
  • Ungrateful bastards!
  • And the winner is…Volume 12
  • A journey to boredom
  • I haven’t missed much, have I?
  • Le’ Sigh - another law suit threat.
  • Brevity is wholly shit
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 27
  • Why is it always the same?
  • Dear people who have annoyed me this week,
  • Jeez Louise, Trance…the Girls win.
  • The one where I write a ditty
  • Smackifaction… Dawggy Style
  • And the winner is…volume 11
  • I have been blessed by the god of Holy Avitableness
  • My head hurts, my feet stink and I don’t love Jesus.
  • Thatta Kedona Screws Internet Lovers
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 26
  • Back in black…and pink
  • Blogs that put the itch in bitch and whore in horrifying…
  • A wolf, a toad, a dog, and a steaming pile of shit.
  • And the winner is…volume 10
  • Sometimes these aren’t even worth giving a title.
  • I discriminate against mommybloggers
  • Quick and dirty
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 25
  • Public Service Announcement
  • Am I about to get fired? Oh fuck it. Everyone loves Av better anyway.
  • Hot chicks and boring Canadians
  • A Crystal in the Rough
  • Mental enema
  • Where’s a damned spork when you need one?
  • Pass the morphine please
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 24
  • Am I being hazed?
  • This is this and that is that
  • Is there a doctor or two in the house?
  • By popular demand
  • I’ll be in the corner napping if anyone needs me
    • September
  • And the winner is…Volume 9
  • Two Brits, a Cuban and a Pizza Place
  • It’s MY coloring book, MINE!
  • It IS better up here on my pedestal!
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 23
  • Suck Hot Justice
  • Just how good can it get?
  • Pigs are flying over MA (but one pooped)
  • Public service announcement
  • I’D RATHER BE SPANKING MY MONKEY!
  • Sublime taste of the notorious and fatty ice cream
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 22
  • I hate people
  • Why do I get the pot smoking hippies and freaks?
  • I can’t believe my luck today, no suckage!
  • She’s some stupid
  • Nice, ugly and dark.  What do these three things make?
  • Why do I do this to myself?
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 21
  • Sometimes you should just be happy with your first review
  • Boo Fucking Hoo
  • Advice to stupid people: Condolezza Rice is not something you order in a Chinese restaurant!
  • You have waited long enough!!
  • Lazy bitches made me do this
  • Dot, Dot, Not Dot Com
  • I almost died of boredom, then I almost died of happiness
  • Public service announcement
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 20
  • Enough flirting with the pool boy, let’s get back to business
  • Attention
  • Weird, a 3 day weekend doesn’t make the shitty blogs suck any less…
  • So, um.. can any one around here count?
  • Random lives of a noisy monster
  • When you’re slidin’ into two, And your pants are filled with goo, Diarrhea, Diarrhea
  • And hurry
  • I’m done
    • August
  • Update
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 19
  • Confused in the silent room
  • All hail the Queen (because she sucks the least - and I mean that in the a nice way, I think)
  • I fucking hate traffic whores
  • Public Service Annoucement or some kinda shit
  • Love you but….
  • I shaved my legs for this?
  • And the winner is…volume 8
  • I’d rather be poor, blind and infertile
  • I’m a vicarious bitch
  • My Turn For Mail!
  • Two out of three ain’t bad
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 18
  • Is this what you whiney fucks want from us?
  • Blogs that are page 4 in a whore’s midlife crisis
  • Obsess much?
  • Finally some blogs that don’t make me want to throw up
  • Dear other review site
  • She just doesn’t know when to stop
  • I worked smarter, not harder on this review (by leaving out two links, that is)
  • And the winner is…Volume 7
  • Can’t beat em off with a stick
  • Nothing special
  • Fucking 12 hours of bullshit
  • I think my computer just soiled itself
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 17
  • I think I threw up a little in my mouth
  • Out of the slump
  • What a waste of time
  • IT2M Raffle for the Autism Society of America
  • I’m Back!!!
  • Ok so let me get this straight.
  • And the winner is…Volume 6
  • One of these blogs is not like the others.
  • Sometimes I think Bitter Bitch hates me because I’m royalty and she’s just got a canoe on her head.
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 16
  • Good, bad and somewhere in the middle
  • Two snoozers and something else
  • Choco-Foil, Stupid
  • It must be in the water
  • OKAY DOKAY
  • By Popular Demand
  • And the winner is…volume 5
  • It’s my blog and I’ll post if I want too
  • Am I going to need to go back on strike before you people learn?
  • Wondy Drugs, or Something
  • I’ve Got Mail! Yay!
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 15
  • Back by popular demand
  • Boring than your average funeral party!
  • Some stuff
    • July
  • Why bother with shit like this?
  • Three shining examples of why we went on strike
  • I’m so fucking happy.
  • Back into the fray
  • Interlude
  • Not another review until demands are met!
  • Letting out something
  • Mommy blogs don’t always make me gag (but most do)
  • ATTENTION!
  • And you wonder why
  • Hump day, how about go fuck yourself day?
  • I’ll show you nice
  • Don’t Piss on my Head and Tell me it’s Raining
  • PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
  • As the Flame Broils..
  • We really are on strike
  • A review!
  • We’re not gonna take it
  • FOAD k thnx bye.
  • This is so appalling!
  • One Shining Angel
  • Smokin’ Hot! (if you ignore the first two)
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 14
  • The Stupid Layout Trifecta
  • One of these things is not like the others (because it sucks ass)
  • I am in such a good mood today so…
  • Maybe Jill could visit Yasi’s Place for some Pants!
  • And the winner is…volume 4
  • Masochism, or why do i torture myself
  • #2 is crap, but the rest are all right
  • The parade of suckage marches on…
  • Do Not Disturb
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 13
  • Who’s biased?
  • Mom’s Beautiful Chaos Within Brianne’s Mind
  • Dear Assholes
  • A breather from mediocre blogs
  • And the winner is…Volume 3
  • Neither here or there in Garbageland!
  • Can’t spell “SUCK” without “U”
  • Slightly better than yesterday’s batch
  • Taking boring to a whole new level
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 12
  • Attack of the Filipino boredom
  • Channeling Blaine and Antoine in capital letters
  • I loves me some email
  • Juicy stuff in Kashmr
  • And the winner is…Volume 2
  • Yo!  Musing Sands through the Hourglass, these are the blogs I’m reviewing
  • B.A BITCH presents…some stuff I reviewed
    • June
  • No smacks today coz my love is away
  • Did you think I died?
  • A Tense Teacher’s Thoughts of the Monkey House
  • Blogs like this make me wish I was illiterate
  • Shattering the dusty ASS
  • And the winner is…
  • Someone’s been hit with the stupid stick..
  • No Smacks For You!!!!
  • Public Service Announcment
  • Thoughts of my ve vee waa waa charmed life
  • IT2M, now with more Asians!
  • These suck sweaty cottage cheese ass
  • Passover
  • Why do they all have to annoy me?
  • Attack of the Mommy Blogs!
  • enter: A roadie and crappy food
  • Apathetic is my middle name
  • Now I know why I waited this week to fucking put up a review
  • Go Chillax Just a Little
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 10
  • If you’re wondering where all the good blogs are, they’re in my blogroll
  • Yes, I’m breaking down and reviewing in hopes that the blog fairies will grant me new blogs to read
  • Looking for greatness? Keep looking.
  • All I have to say…
  • A cup of smart, a dash of dumb and a bit of boring
  • Would you believe that the blogs I have waiting for review are so bad that I can’t bear to do them?
  • Since I’ve got nothing better to do
  • I’d rather be dancing
  • They’ll bring a tear to your eye
  • Raving on the Queer Coffee Chef
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 9
  • The last one pissed me off, can you tell?
  • BlogU Probably has the Best Mixed Moss
  • A riddle and a (boring) return of the Malaysians
  • Canadian Vampires, Inc.
  • I have a headache now
  • And what’s YOUR penis name?
  • Nao Quit My Asiatic Blog before I go Deeper.
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 8
    • May
  • Saint Monkey’s Infinite Doggerel
  • I feel like a broken record
  • One grills while the rest get grilled
  • You really know how to break a bitch in.
  • Looks like there’s a new Bitch in town.
  • Are you bored? These won’t help.
  • I’d rather scrub the floors
  • Takes One To Know One
  • Yawn snooze thunk drool
  • The Incurable Jake is not a Blog
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 7
  • Hotlinking is bad m’kay?
  • Weave Words in the Yukon
  • Another Day - Another Douchebag
  • I got nuthin’
  • If you can’t beat ‘em.. annoy the shit outta them…
  • How did I get here, exactly???
  • Woman’s day
  • Maybe now Karen Rani will quit whining ;)
  • Bad Meme Thursday (on Friday) Issue 6
  • Geez, disappear for a few weeks and people get all weird about it…
  • We’re doomed
  • An even greyer pit of mediocrity
  • Spewing Entropy on the Morning Wire
  • Binsk has a sister??
  • Please don’t make me kill you
  • Hire a decorator to come in there fast because… damn
  • Time for Email!
  • A grey pit of mediocrity
  • Bad meme Thursday Issue 5
  • Can blogs be neutered?
  • A Little Less Conversation
  • Snarky goodness (surrounded by annoying shit)
  • gah
  • Amazingly average, overshadowed by amazingly retarded
  • Jesus saves…sorta
  • Two beauties and, uh, golf
  • Huge misjudement
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 4
  • Can you guess which is the worthy blog?
  • Precious, Spoon Fighting Angel
  • FYI
  • I can’t stop yawning
  • Melted Teenagers and Wasted Brains
    • April
  • Wow, look at all of the drama I missed. Has the drama missed me?
  • Revenge of the Torrent Part 4
  • Suckage and no suckage
  • You guys are a bunch of fucking losers and it’s so damn funny I think I peed my pants.
  • Additional Heapings of Abuse From Yours Truly.
  • The Review Wherein I REALLY Piss Some People Off
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 3
  • Nuthin’, Sumthin’, and Dribble
  • Mrs. Fish’s Analyst’s Lover
  • ~shiver~
  • Moose Boobs in the Canadian Desert
  • Well, I didn’t need to scratch my eyes out, so that’s good
  • A Lukewarm Reception
  • One more time
  • Let Tsulea show you how it’s done
  • The good, the terrible and the eh
  • BIG LETTERS DOES NOT MAKE A BLOG GOOD
  • FFF - Issue 1 (Officially)
  • Does anyone miss me?
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 2
  • you can’t make me
  • I want a cupcake now
  • Have a (sticky) Birthday!!!!!!!
  • Why you probably don’t want to email me
  • MySpace Messes - Issue 4
  • Two yawns and a hamburger
  • It goes from okay, to meh, to blah
  • Attack of the mommy blogs (and another evil blog)
  • Who needs tryptophan?
  • HNT Weekly Wrapup - Issue 2
  • If you can’t beat ‘em … join ‘em - Part 2
  • There is hope in the world after all
  • Because We Deserve a Treat
  • I do this so you don’t have too
  • I thought Akira was a Japanese Animation Film?!?!?!
  • Bad Meme Thursday - Issue 1
  • Buckets of eh
  • WTF is this Crap?!
  • She’s a Maneater
  • it’s a hat trick of suckage
  • Buckets of GAH
  • No more happy pills
  • Public Service Announcement
  • Master Enigma’s Confessions to a Train Wreck
  • MySpace Messes - Issue 3
  • Chaotic Divas at our House
  • Good stuff, and something totally bizarre
  • Somebody stop me
  • HNT Weekly Wrapup - Issue 1
  • The Lactivist’s Insane Rant
  • MySpace Messes - Issue 2
  • Craft Hour, with Bethany C & REM!!
  • If you can’t beat ‘em … join ‘em.
  • Fuck you, no really fuck you. K?
  • The garden of good and evil blogs
  • One of these doesn’t suck!!!!!!!!!!!
  • MySpace Messes - Issue 1
  • Silence is golden so shut up shutting up
  • Radioactive Doctors Loathe Minnesota
  • It’s my blog and I’ll double post if I want to…
  • AARGH!!!!!!  Even worse than the last 3 …
  • Some blogs have hope, others don’t
  • Guess who’s back.. back again..
  • And 1 and 2 and 3 and smack! It’s the IT2M Workout!
  • You’re all #1 (and by #1, I mean that you’re all getting 1 smack… which is generous)
  • Barefoot Bella Blogs Her Hollywood Dreams
    • March
  • This is the blog against which all other blogs will henceforth be measured
  • How Does This Stuff Find Me?
  • It’s a good thing I was already in a bad mood
  • One disaster after another
  • One’s kinda funny, but the rest are crap
  • Sometimes it’s so bad that I can’t even force myself to read a full entry
  • None of these have zero smacks, wow!
  • Odbhut Ae Meyeti* (see definition in Review #1)
  • Remind me again why I do this
  • That Blog’s Crouching in Nathan’s Laundry
  • Would you rather be blinded or bored to death?
  • Dear Whomever keeps submitting Elvira Black’s blog for review -
  • Sometimes they neither suck nor rock.
  • The World’s Immoral Love Nest
  • Could be worse, could be lavender and lime green
  • Meh.
  • So close but I’m not that nice
  • Yet Again, I Find Myself Walking Away
  • It starts out well… but then…
  • Not wonderful, but not completely crap
  • Bipolar Riots at Joe’s
  • These suck-ass blogs have sucked the life out of me
  • Get your shit-wading boots on, I’ve got a wagonload of it
  • And moving on to the ladies …
  • From zero to three smacks in… uh… how long did it take?
  • Lifelesson’s Questions Asked on Harper’s Mews
  • I’ll just pony on up to the bar
  • I suggest skipping to #3
  • It’s St. Patty’s Day, and I’m a Slut, What Can I Say?
  • Death, Jail And Shit
  • Nothing to see here, move along
  • John and the Blue Parrot Cruise Through Life
  • The blast from the past who farted and killed a baboon
  • All Male Revue… uh, Review
  • Mi Piace Molto!
  • Hey, it’s Tuesday!!!!!
  • Tales of the Amusing New York Weatherman
  • LAH on a stick
  • I like the pretty pictures
  • Blind Again
  • A Big World of No, Until you Add Water
  • It’s warm out.  I’m in a good mood…sorta.
  • Walking Away, Part IV
  • It just gets worserer and worserer
  • No fish necessary, whew!
  • Some Thoughts on Mamassage
  • Why is it so hard for me to come up with titles????
  • Hungry for more?
  • There are not enough fish in the sea…or boots …or negative smacks
  • I just depleted the ocean of its fish
  • Meh, bleh and eh
  • Walking Away, Part III
  • Masters of the obvious, back to the future and Kentucky Fried Chicken
  • Wonderwoman, a French Maid and the Stepmonster
  • I don’t drink coffee, but I just might start
  • A Random Index of Someone’s Voice
  • Sometimes the reviews are easy like Sunday morning
  • Donna Reed, SUPERSTAR!
  • Nat King Cole was Unforgettable… this stuff is so NOT
  • Salvation From Windows
  • Dinner with Rob, Aargh!
  • I can’t think of a title, so sue me
  • The OK, The Bad, and The Ugly
  • This stuff is actually readable. Well, mostly.
  • And that’s the way the cookie crumbles…
  • Busted Swimming With Losers
  • If I drank as much as Jessica, I might have enjoyed all 3 of these
    • February
  • The bad, the almost great and the incredibly boring
  • Life’s Miscellanea, My Way, in Kennysia
  • The Beauty, the Liberal and the Geek
  • Walkin’ Away, Pt. II
  • The mediocrity never ends
  • Your suckage offends my delicate sensibilities
  • Traffic is heavy tonight
  • Pick Your Poison
  • We got more stinkers here… well, except for one.
  • Important!
  • And the new bitch is…
  • Public Service Announcement
  • I’m just gonna set this down and walk away.
  • Or not
  • It’s time to vote, boys and girls
  • kissthepastywhiteass
  • What’s in a name?  No originality, that’s what.
  • 2 Hoorays and a Yawn (Kinda like 2 Truths and a Lie, but not really)
  • bunchoffuckingungratefulidioticfucktards
  • Hey, look! New reviews!!!
  • At least it’s more fun
  • Sniderz Reclaims his Famous Baggage
  • I’ll take the manic chick for $500, Alex
  • Decent templates, for a change
  • Blah, blah, blah, and even more blah…
  • A Seriously Vulgar Peek Into Insanity
  • I gave head for these boobs
  • And now for something completely different
  • Drowsy and Disappointed
  • Cease and Desist
  • More fun than a barrel of fish! (Not really)
  • One Fat Man Fights Vikings
  • My head hurts from eye strain
  • Into the Fray
  • Australians are the new Malaysians
  • Still Waiting on That “Boot to the Head” Graphic
  • I ran out of Relpax
  • Colourful shit, boring shit and really good shit I swiped
  • I Need a “Boot to the Head” Graphic for the Reviews
  • A cute teen, some cheese, and a girl who lives in a mere 350sq feet - it’s practically a sideshow.
  • I feel I should get a subscription to “Starz”
  • I’m Allergic To Stupid Cunts
  • I feel I should get a subscription to “Starz”
  • Finding Fault With Zen’s Lack of Style
  • Suckage all around
  • Faerie Bird Randomly Builds a House
  • A bitch, some pictures, and my Ex-Asshole, the frog .
  • I can’t think of a title, so suck it
  • Hey!  Even I can have a good day….mostly
  • 2 Smart Chicks and a Malaysian - sounds like a WB Sitcom
  • Back on track
  • The panicking ghost gets a credit card
  • Sidenote:  My Skin is Dry.
  • Here’s a suggestion - go read a book instead.
  • I hate me too…
  • I can’t believe I quit slacking at work for this…
  • And so it begins…
  • Meh.
  • You’re so vain. You prolly think this blog is about you…
  • No, I’m not sick, drunk or stoned
    • January
  • 0 for 3
  • I think I’m feeling generous today, but I’m not sure…
  • Confessions, Opinions and Infantrymen
  • OMFG!  Ths iz 2 kewl!!!111!!
  • So I Lied About Clearing My Backlog
  • Pea Soup
  • We have to have retards to even out the smart ratio
  • I’m a lazy piece of shit
  • More “eh” than one girl should have to deal with all at once.
  • Bitter Bitch giveth
  • Another disappointment
  • Sometimes it’s too fucking easy
  • We should get hazard pay for some of these
  • Eye Candy Tuesday
  • Did You Think I Was Dead?
  • No larvae involved
  • They all suck
  • And so’s your mother
  • 5 Months Later and he’s still obsessing.
  • All together it adds up to 5 smacks, so that’s got to count for something
  • Who knew?
  • Sugar Smacks
  • I must have pissed someone off because, damn
  • The 2005 IT2M WEBLOG AWARD RESULTS!
  • Eye Candy Tuesday
  • Total ellipse of the heart…
  • Two out of three ain’t bad
  • For the peanut gallery
  • Eh, to read or not to read?  I opt for no.
  • Football is on so I’ll torture myself and you too
  • A Time Saving Review
  • Dear Fucktard
  • Rot in Hell, Blogspot, for furnishing this crap!
  • Sometimes they all suck.  Choosing which sucks more makes my head hurt
  • A little FYI for y’all this morning
  • Even margaritas aren’t helping
  • 3-Pointer
  • Validate This, Asshole.
  • Eye Candy Tuesday
  • Yet another post with a fairly tale ending… (I can’t help that I’m a princess)
  • Malaysia might have a chance yet
  • Some people have all the luck
  • You know it’s bad when the Mommy Blog is the best one.
  • I Thought I Couldn’t Sleep… Until Now.
  • ungrateful fucktards
  • Brought to you by the letter: Learn How To Fucking Spell…
  • Sometimes I feel like a nut…
  • Note to self: Restrain yourself, Trollop…
  • In contrast to the site name, sometimes I don’t talk too much.
  • I should be in bed
  • Riddle me this
  • From this day forward
  • It’s the Zyban talking here
  • This is what I get for bugging Ms. Chatty for more reviews
  • Musings, ramblings, rants and morals
  • I like the jacket but the sleeves are way too long
  • Pass the Advil
  • Let Me Introduce Myself
  • Attack of the Malaypinoys
    • 2005
    December
  • Ladies and gentlemen, we have a whiner!
  • Holiday Cheer
  • Dear Whiney Bitch
  • NOMINATIONS ARE IN - NOW GO VOTE!!
  • Fuck it.
  • Blah blah, fucking blah
  • Even Bitches need a bitch break.
  • Now with even more apathy!
  • Show me on the doll where to touch you.
  • FUCKTARDS PLEASE PAY ATTENTION HERE
  • Yawn…
  • Eye Candy Tuesday
  • Sometimes you really need a drink before noon
  • Sometimes the reviews are as easy as 1, 2, 3
  • Happy Day After Lots Of Food--and shit
  • What Bitter Bitch said
  • Merry Christmas Bitches
  • Happy [insert holiday of choice]
  • Send the Pepto Bismol overnight express
  • Last Chance
  • The Dame Returns
  • Eye Candy uh.. .. Wednesday!!
  • Merry Fucking ChrisKwanHanuNewYeaHolidSeasonsGreetingsandshit
  • baby got back…
  • There’s only 2 today, kids, because some people can’t play by the rules.
  • Closer to fine
  • Great minds think alike
  • Some not-suckage, then some suckage, AND your Christmas bonus!
  • Just sayin’ is all
  • Assholes
  • The Irritable Trollop’s Inaugural Post
  • Two Heads Are Better Than One
  • Let me get your sheets wet listening to Keith Sweat
  • Sometimes they surprise you
  • Would it really help?
  • Let’s get this straight
  • I got your fucking review right here, bitch
  • I’ll take the lesbian for $500, Alex
  • Shit happens……alot.
  • Oops I Did It Again….
  • I’ll flicka booger atcha
  • Eye Candy
  • Happy Birthday, Mr Mary Poppins
  • Twosome
  • Gee, I love searching for titles
  • Me too