1. Life’s too short.
2. Life’s too precious.
3. Merde.

I clicked. I closed. They all suck. I think I Know who Jackal is and if I’m correct then he’s a douchebag. But thanks to his blog’s longass sidebar I know the lunar phases… oh fucking joy.
I’m going to copy all of his copywritten work though.. just because I can.

1- Crap.

2- Shove off, will ya? There’s a good chap.

3- This one looks like a depressed vampire vomited all over it. Hey Kid… the recipe for success is to be less emo.

So anyways, then he said I have to have a colonoscopy and maybe a barium enema and I said ok because it was better than reading these blogs.

Thank you!

Too funny. He left me a flickr email. He couldn’t find the “email me” on my blog so he sends a flickr email? I’m so confused.

#1. What a pretentious BORE.

#2. “TonNet is a 30-something educator and blogger. He has a Doctorate in Education from UNL.”
Uh...so is English his 2nd language then? Because much of the sentence structure and grammar is HORRIBLE, so that’s pretty funny.

#3. BTOD - n/a and boycott.

1. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz . . . what?

2. This bit annoyed me more than anything else, even the way-prenetious tone. An email address at the header is listed as this “tonnetisalove(at)gmail(dot)com” instead of being a decent human being and just making a link.

3. Content is dry - I only made through 5 posts before wondering why the photographer didn’t put any photographs in his blog. Didn’t see the black background, but it looked OK with white.

@Suzanne - Background was changed! :D Yay me!!!

@MsChatty - WHAMbulance! I love that!!

Ok. Going to look at more boring assed blogs....

#3.
OK, much more readable, but what’s with the different font on every post? Is that some sort of “Creative Design” statement?
Step away from the “template” dashboard!

1- Boring doesn’t cover it… he spent like 6 paragraphs (and likely at least an hour) writing a post about Trash… Literally… Trash. How fucking lame can you get?! Your blog is rubbish- get rid of it, sucksack.

2-2 side abrs? What is this blog supposed to be abo… OH! Holy shit… is that the author in the cheesy ‘stache? I’m out.

3-I’m bored. Really fucking bored… Seems lioke this guy would have interesting stuff to talk about… he just does it in a really fucking boring way- like minutes of a business meeting. Seriously, if you’re gonna put it on the net- coudja spice it up a little? Fuck me- I need a nap.

#1 & #2:  I’m not really in the mood for anything educational or intellectual right now, so…

#3:  Why does everyone think Jackal is a guy?  What am I missing?

Who wrote the “i got a bad review”.  I looked and looked...and couldn’t find it.