Dave, Dave, Dave. Honey, please don’t quit your day job and take up blogging full time. Kthnxbai.
Haha!! You thought I was done, right? Not so lucky.
While it’s not a horrendous blog, trust me, I’ve seen worse. BUT at least those that are worse try to be better by having some COLOR in their blog. You know? Color.
col·or [kuhl-er]: a phenomenon of light (as red, brown, pink, or gray) or visual perception that enables one to differentiate otherwise identical objects
The most colorful thing on this blog is the shirt you’re wearing golfing in your profile pic.
While the sidebar isn’t a total fuck up, there are nice rolled up archives. YAY!!! The “recommended” list is a little long. Do you personally recommend each and every blog? Is there a money back guarantee if we are not completely satisfied??
And honey, please, please PLEASE work on the titles. “I Just Watched A Movie”. Wow. Good for you. I’m proud of your abilities. If only you could write. “Should I Feel Guilty?” For taking up bandwidth? Yes. “Another Easy Post With A Good Chance Of A Good Number Of Comments”. OMG. A comment whore. WTF?? I thought you were different, Dave.
Well, Dave. Good luck getting that alcohol on Sundays. I know it helps me. Maybe it can help you too.
Because being of sound mind and body I can NOT rightfully endorse this continuing… I give it 
Go back to work, Dave.
