1. Going and Glowing

I think that might be the name of the blog because that’s what it says in my browser bar.  I really don’t know.  Come to think of it, I really don’t fucking care.

Ads, decent template, centered text in the sidebar.

The piece de resistance, however, is the fact that she’s stopped blogging, but not over her ex-boyfriend and that last post is about love songs but that has nothing to do with it either.

Get over it honey.  Losers are a dime a dozen.  Learn to love being single.  Really.  Casual sex doesn’t hurt either...as long as it’s the safe kind.  Boinking some new guy will take your mind off the other one.  Especially if the sex is good. 

I still believe Fairies Wear Boots is the bestest love song evah!

Thanks!  See ya!

I give it

2. Gangstas and Hugs

Two sidebars FULL of ads and tons of other worthless shit.  Blue.  Blue screen o’ death blue.  Busy, busy busy.  My eyes don’t know where the fuck to go.

The couple of posts I read weren’t bad but all that crap...puh-leeze. 

I have never seen so many fucking ads in my life.  Here ya go, have a Negative Smack™.  Word to your mother.

I give it negative smacks

3. Beauty And The Beer

Cute template, reasonable sidebar.  Except for the beer and the burping, she could be me.  Oh and also that I don’t know what shank means either, except for the ham kind.  Yum.  She has that whole 180 degree change of topic thing going ~swoon~ makes me feel all validated and shit. 

Anyway, I fucking love this blog.  I said she could be me but for the beer and the burping.  I forgot to mention she makes me very unhappy in that I used to think I was funny.  I now see that I am not.  Pah.  Bitch has that better grammar, punctuation and spelling skillz too.  I need skillz.  I don’t have any that I’m aware of...unless swearing is a skill, them I’m cool.

Anyway again, this blog rocks.  This chick is fucking funny.  Totally entertained me for a good hour.  I NEVER spend an hour on a blog.  She is sooooo fucking blogrolled. 

I can’t believe I’m doing this.  Pinch me.

Update:  I found an explanation of ‘shanking.’ I’m sheltered, I don’t know about all these bad things that happen in the real world outside my window.  At least now I know WTF she’s talking about.

I give it