OK, we have a standard Blogger template, complete with shit-loads of ads (both Google and non-Google). Not a good start. And it should be “piques”, not “peaks”, in the profile bit.
Actually, this is pretty funny. It’s just a guy talking about his life, but doing so in a way that is amusing. (See? It CAN be done.)
A smack knocked off for the pretentious ”John...you’re a writer” crap. But one added right back on again for having links to his “2006 Bloggies” rivals, which I thought was quite a sweet touch. (Although how these people get to the final of this kind of award without even being able to change their template, I really don’t know.)
I give it 
Oh, dear God. Balloons and teddy bears. I have a feeling I already know how this review is going to go.
There is too much crap in the sidebars. For example, apparently today is Daisy Day and Blueberry Pancake Day. Do I LOOK like I give a shit?
Maybe I’m just tired and/or drunk, but a lot of the posts didn’t make much sense to me. Not because of bad English particularly, just because they rambled and got a bit confused.
Frankly I couldn’t be arsed finding the archives among all the other crap. I’d already read enough to know this blog wasn’t going to impress me.
I give it 
Big banner at the top that I think is meant to say “hey, I’m feisty” but really just says “who the fuck has been drawing mushrooms in marker pen on my lovely spiffy banner”.
Patrick Stewart is indeed a yummy old man. He also supports the same football team as Mr British Bitch. Did you care? Hell, I barely care.
Fucking annoying scrolling archives. I know I don’t like overly cluttered sidebars, but that’s just irritating.
This blog is pretty depressing. She’s having marital problems, and her pet rat just died (to which five of her last ten posts have been dedicated to documenting). Oh, and anything pre-January doesn’t display correctly.
I give it 
