Oh look, another idiot who believes that professing a desire to offend gives one carte blanche to wallow in filth.
I have no idea what a “sumbich” is, but slick this guy definitely isn’t. Just about the only good things about this blog are the short sidebar and the lack of pagination—which normally would be a bad thing, but in this case it makes it much less likely that some poor sucker will accidentally see anything beyond the first page.
Talking of which, let’s see what this guy has to say (in chronological order):
- “Valentine’s day sucks because I resent having to make an effort to establish a romantic atmosphere.”
- “We’re trying to buy a new place, so here are some pictures of where I hope to have sex with the wife. Please be sure to note that they are of an unusual and/or highly public nature.”
- “Poor me; I’ve got the sniffles and my wife’s too busy to pander to my every wish. And by the way, oral sex!”
- “Now the wife won’t give me sex because she’s sick, and she thinks we should start packing for the move. BAWWW!”
- “The wife still won’t give me sex because she’s sick, so here’s a picture of some drunk bum off the street.”
- “Kids these days...”
- “Here’s a picture of a hairy woman in her underwear!”
- “I’m afraid to say CLITORIS!”
- “Providing for your children isn’t a good reason to prostitute yourself.”
- “Just kidding! It’s the perfect excuse!”
Look out, Socrates, we got us a philosopher here!Combine all this with dorky header art and an eye-scalding red and yellow color scheme, and one ends up with a pretty convincing argument for the disconnection of the internet. Either the “designer” has never heard of such things as “complimentary colors,” “emphasis and balance,” and “ease of usage,” or she is seriously angry at the world and is attempting to revenge herself upon it.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go scrub my brain with a “Brill-O” pad.
