TERMS OF SERVICE
Do not submit your blog unless you agree to the following:
- ALL SUBMISSIONS MUST BE WRITTEN IN ENGLISH. Not, Tagalog. Not Russian. Not Japanese. ENGLISH. We speak and read ENGLISH.
- You understand that you probably already suck.
- You understand that you may not receive a fair review.
- You understand that your review may offend you.
- You understand that we may tear you apart on a personal level.
- You understand that you may not receive constructive criticism.
- You understand that constructive criticism is not what we offer here.
- You understand that this site is for entertainment purposes only. Our entertainment, not yours.
- You understand that we are not "professional" blog reviewers.
- You understand that we do not get paid to look at your shitty blog.
- You understand that depending on your behaviour, smacks may be removed at anytime.
- You understand that depending on your behaviour, your entire review may be removed at anytime.
- You understand that if you are a whack-job, we will entertain ourselves with you for an indeterminate amount of time.
- You understand that you will be forgotten about almost immediately.
- You understand that you may achieve the coveted Sunday asshole award.
- You understand that you may achieve the yearly idiot award(s).
- You understand that the commenters should not be confused with us. Bitch at them if you have a problem with what they say.
- You will take your smacks, or lack thereof, with grace and shut the fuck up.
- If you are unable to shut the fuck up, we reserve the right to harrass, annoy and generally fuck with you.
- Should you threaten to sue us, please follow through.
- Should you see your blog on the waiting list and you didn't submit it, write us and we will remove it.
- Should you claim your blog was reviewed but not sent in by you and we find the IP adresses are the same, we will call you an asshole repeatedly.
- Should your blog be reviewed but not submitted by you, don't blame us. Bitch at whomever did submit it.
- You will make an effort to alert us to change of URL or close of blog.
- Should you wish to know our personal blogs, use the contact form to write us and maybe we will tell you.
- You will not hold us accountable for any comments readers may leave on your blog.
- If you build a website dedicated to what assholes we are, you will send the URL so that we may point and laugh.
- You agree that any email you send us privately may be used in any manner we see fit, including posting it on the site.
- We reserve the right to remove a review from the queue for any reason and without notification.
**These are subject to be ammended or changed at any given time. It is your job to check back. It is not my job to remind you.
